Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera.
are you fucking kidding me
#forcibly cuddles babies to stomach
are we not gonna talk about how she flashes her claws when they get to fucking close to her duckens?
I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk
makes a man go hooyehhahhahh
Artist: 3OH!3 vs Cecil Baldwin